My husband pops in on Friday's, my "day off", to eat between clients. Granted he goes into work early without eating because he works out with his Boot Camp class and after a few more training sessions comes home to eat before going back until late afternoon. Today, he was talking to his co-worker eating a smoothie and he told her he couldn't believe one of their other co-workers was 49 years old. "He looks 18! I guess that is because he isn't married with kids."
Before I type this in all CAPS I will try to breathe. Nope! Not working. MY HUSBAND STILL LOOKS 20 YEARS OLD - because I am his wife who takes care of him and his kids. I wish I had a wife like me....here is a look at my day off so far.
6:00 am Wake up
1. make two lunches
2. wake up two teenagers
3. clean up last nights 2nd dinner feeding
4. track down missing maroon shirt
5. pick up 6 pairs of shoes
6. empty all hampers
7. strip all beds
8. send the boys to school
9. clean all the bathrooms
10. Lysol every light switch, door handle, and hard surface
11. vacuum and dust each bedroom
12. do third load of laundry
It's now 9 a.m. - head downstairs
13. more laundry
14. more Lysol
15. sweep all vinyl floors
16. mop all vinyl floors
17. empty all trash cans
18. bag all recycling
19. vacuum and dust all the downstairs
20. pick up each room
It's now 10:15 am so I grab the computer
21. send an eCard
22. buy a birthday gift and have it shipped
23. buy tickets for tomorrows game
24. confirm tickets for tonight's game
25. answer 3 emails
26. write a blog
27. Fold three loads of laundry
28. make a grocery list
29. make three beds
30. make a smoothie
YES - That smoothie that my husband was drinking while asking me what time we had to be there tonight, what time were the games tomorrow - and lamenting {insert heavy sigh} about how he was going to get Mountain Biking in this weekend because he wanted to drive two hours to a park to ride for 4 hours?
That's when his co-worker calls....when they hang up he says, "So what do you think about me going Mountain Biking on Sunday?"
I said "I think it might be hard for you to Mountain Bike on Sunday with my broom up your ass."
😊😊😊
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